Top Things Not to do at an Interview...

1. **RING RING** answer your cell phone... especially if you have the Jonas Bros' S.O.S as your ring tone.
2. Bring your dirty Sailor mouth aboard the Interview.
3. Treat your interviewer like your new BFFL... keep your ramblings and love life to yourself.
4. Dress like you do for your night job... stray away from Fishnet, strappy heels, and ruby red lipstick.
5. FART... keep your gases to yourself.
6. Lose any of your brushes... toothbrush, hairbrush, eyebrow brush, dog hair brush... etc.
7. Show up late for your very important date.
8. Describe yourself as "Insecure".
9. Recount your experience in the State Penitentiary.
10. Bring any of the following: Children, alcohol flask, warrants for your arrest, cigarettes, guns, or illicit drugs.